"Reservation Fails" happen to everyone, all the time, and is just accepted as one of those things. Also, Reservation Fails don't just happen at restaurants. They happen with appointments, meetings, meet-ups between friends and/or family, and just about any situation when you would try to schedule something.
Do you have any cringy or comical stories of scheduled snafus? If the answer is "of course," we want to hear about it! And please, spare no detail. We'd also love it if you include a picture of yourself, so that we know that these are authentic retellings, and so your friends can add to the story if they are so inclined.
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